"Hey, Daughter of the Country is not as grand as Daughter of the East."
"And how long did it take Benazir Bhutto to be referred to as the Daughter of the East?"
"Well, it was the title of an autobiography and I reckon you know enough English to realize that an autobiography is an account of the life of the person who wrote the book, so I guess she could have written an autobiography titled Daughter of the East at the age of, I don't know three!"
"Don't be facetious."
"Anyway, Maryam Nawaz's daddy has come up with Daughter of the Country and she is around 44-year-old, plus minus a couple of years, right?"
"Right."
"So my point is at that age and especially given the fact that the numbers of Pakistan's youth surpass all other age groups, surely if she wants people to vote for her she must declare herself as the Aunt of the Country."
"Oh shush, don't be facetious."
"I mean the young people I know were very upset when she said brothers and sisters and elders and so there goes the youth vote."
"Don't be facetious my friend. I know where you are going with this but age is relative and if daddy is the Father of the Country then you can imagine what a daughter of the First Daddy would be!"
"Why not be a bit more innovative."
"How? By referring to Maryam as the Aunt of the Country? No can do... auntie is an epithet in this country used for older women and rarely for someone that one is actually related to and..."
"If you don't stop Maryam Nawaz will go off to NA 120 again and..."
"Speaking of NA-120 how is Kulsoom Nawaz? I mean the First Daddy and First Daughter don't seem to be overly concerned about her health. And she is on chemotherapy right! And that in itself is a major procedure that leaves the patient in poor shape and..."
"FD and FD are focused on the next elections and at this stage that is the most important element in their lives."
"FD and FD?"
"First Daddy and First Daughter - see they even have the same letters and the First Uncle seems to think he will inherit."
"The meek may inherit in the Bible but not in the Land of the Pure."
"Ha ha ha."